孔子=仲尼；仲尼=孔子；仲尼，孔子=Johnny Kong

這篇我想用華語咧~~XD
因為關於到咱們的至聖先師--孔子~XD
那麼開頭要廢一點。。
要不然一直講孔子會很閑的~XD
來咯哦~~
是IQ題來的~XD

孔子是中國的什麽家?
(答案在最後才揭曉 XD)

據我所知道啦~~
孔子的英文名是confucius~
原來哦~~
不是咧!!
他的名字叫Johnny Kong咧~XD
爲什麽我會這樣講??
接下去看咯~~XD

據我的話語老師說~~
孔子=仲尼
那麼，仲尼=Johnny
所以孔子，仲尼=Johnny Kong~XD
我當場是笑爆掉!XD
這樣都給他想出來 XD
強悍!
估計孔子他會起到死死唄~~XD
但是他都S了N年了~~
不用管它會不會氣死啦~~
可能他去某西方極樂國家去遊山玩水鳥~~XD
(古代電視劇那些老師不是很愛出遊的咩？XD)

忽然很想喊大大聲~~XD
告訴大家我要申請多一個新的號碼~~XD
放心~~
外星人我的那個舊的還能用~~
只是偶爾SOT SOT地~
所以決定換一個新的~
反正不用錢~而且又是DIGI的~~XD

換了的我會告訴你們的~~XD
不用怕~~
外星人的電話是1年365天1天24小時每分每秒電話都是ON的~~XD
除非電話沒電。。XDDDDD
哈哈~就這樣唄~~
掰掰~~






























































答案：
老人家！

yay~~

yoyoyo~~~
im comin' blogging again liao~~XD
(probably i everyday also blogging de la~~XD)
i wan blogging become apart of my life~~^^
right ya...
today i was quite happy~~
maths teacher absent!^^
damn crazy~~XD
when nurain say:"maths teacher tak datang!"
i was like: OMG!hurray!!
and i was high5-ing wif honey~XD
crazy~~~
of course those mini gang and others~~XD
3 period~~
1period @ 1st class~2 period in last 2 class~~
yeepy~~=))

sekepas itu....PJK~~
PJK teacher also absent~~
walao....2 period bo teacher~~XD
thn is BI....
keep copy and do things~~
my hand gonna patah~~
recess~~makan frech fries~~^^
and nasi goreng too~~^^
but horh....
lui, you not saying you wan keep fit de meh?
keep dao mana liao??
keep take my french fries...
no wonder din't sucess...XD
i should call aunty cook less for you~~XD
jkjk~~
after is bio!!!
walao....
that doraemon....saying the enzymes~~XD
luckily my tuition teacher teach me on wednesday...
or else i must be blur blur...
the funniest is...
that doraemon horh...
'golgi apparatus' speak to 'golgai aooaratus' --
and then 'vesicle' to 'vasaicle'
lmao.
im speechless
and then...maths again~~
teacher absent~~^^
everybody was like a siao people in da class XD
and they keep taking picture~XD
semua play dao sibeh fun~XD

sumthin like tis...XD
oh ya! i forgot to say..XD
pn.ama she just havent finish chap.3 ==
our doraemon almost finish chap.4 leh~~~
but idk what doraemon teach abt XD

=)

Freakin' crazy @@ crazy 4 u?XD

oh yes..
i getting crazy now~^^
niama.
the sibeh ** doraemon was teaching us chap.4
WHAT THE HELL IS SHE SAYING???!!!
niama. ask her question she terbalik ask me ==
damn it.
i ask her to let me recess early coz i hav duty @ koperasi ==
she was like, why?
i just told she that i gt duty
and she say, lata euu kena pengetua tangkap bukan salah saya --
jidangao! euu let mii out de worh~pengetua muz blame on u nt me~^^
IM DUTY LA ==
sutpid punya

my daugther -- wanqi felt thankful become the pengetua teach them AGAIN!
lui, i know the pengetua is freakin' boring...
but u hav no choice~guai harh~
i felt thankful becoz i'm nt teach by pengetua ^^
at last, 校長說的話我們永遠聽不懂
wanqi, dun always absent chemistry class at PTPC...
u will very hard to catch up if u keep teach by pengetua ==

tuition...
aiks....im gonna crazy for it..TT
i dun even noe how to do add.maths --
ADD.MATHS SUCKS =="
teacher keep giving add.maths exercise...
and i have no idea how to do TT
wanqi different class with me TT
and i 2day hav to all pass up...
i think i will go suicide XP
impossible~XP
i havent saw SS501 come open concert~

today de ceramah....==
is totally wanna wash our brain ==
no way! i dun love msia XD
i love korea more thn msia!XP
korea!!hurray!!(←pemberontak XD)
aiya....i nt pick geh...
korea or japan...either 1..
also can see 5 of them...muahahahahahahahaha
lets talk abt the ceramah XD
firstly...
whole class late ==
and thn pn chuah come up to scold them ==
i wanna go down geh...but all 慢慢來 ==
luckily i cepat cepat pergi XP
or else i also mati bersama them
whn we go in, they started to ceramah
start with good morning student n blablabla introducing sumthing ==
later, stand up!sing Negaraku ==
i gt 2 week takda sing jor XD
whole meeting room is full of our 4C voice..singing Negaraku XD
later we thought we can sit down~
who knows, they want us to sing 'This is my country' ==
sound and lyrics composed by msian ==
aiya...bored song...i prefer 'love like this'
lagi sedap!XDXD
but this song is ok de la...but dun like gt so many languages nia~XD
lets enjoy these song it you wan XD

quite ok de la...XD
but at the end of the song the 'end' the key is very high~
i saw that 水 he singing like veli enjoy...==
OMG i almost vomit >< again and cramps liao =="
today damn crazy ==
BM,BIO,RECESS,MRL,CHEMIS,PHY
damn boring~~but nt moral~~ (cause if pn.chuah tau i dun like moral, she definately will kill me XD)
i have no idea whats gonna happen later...XP
i hav no idea wheather mr.wesley will kill me mou...XD
aiks....prepare to die ^^
but i really dun wanna die on 2molo TT

the end =))

One day lalu liao~~

i got my new time table~~==
2moro is the worst day lolx~XD
biology,chemistry,physics..
all 2gether..==
i'm going crazy~~@@
2moro i gt duty in koperasi~
after that gt a cheramah specialist for our class--4C
i wonder what the hell is the cheramah ==
i just rmb hav to bring test pad ==
teach us write essay?==
아이고~~몰라~~@@

idk how to do my moral TT
ku working tak boleh on9
when i on9 semua pigi tidur liao TT
pitiful..TT
what should i do??TT

to the didi & meimei in sesi petang...
aiyoyo!!!
lu semua lazy ppl lai de
before finish school....PLEASE CLOSE THE WINDOW!!!
wth...close the window will die mieh?
just 順手 close la...
won't die de...(or else euu use kaca suicide ^^)
thx for my honey who wipe thetable for mii while i absent~
love you ^^ BOBO

wanqi arh wanqi~~~
how dare euu forgot euu as one of the member of koperasi??
2moro ada duty leh...==
this people arh...holiday until mcc liao ==

doraemon arh doraemon~~~~
HOW DARE YOU!!!TEACH CHAP.4 BY JUST USIN 30MIN???!!!
damn crazy --
siao zha bo
lu tau chap.4 how complicated mou??luan lai punya ==

minggu bahasa ==
no idea why this school must how these activity...==
bored ==
thursday,kaligrafi and wat wat 常識比賽 ==
aiya....easy like ABC la~~XD
kaligrafi,take the 毛筆 thn write some 鬼畫符 thn ok liao XD
(dun tell mii how too 蘸墨汁, i will kill euu XD)
常識比賽。。easy la...
tau thn buat, tak tau, hantam shj..
no need to 煩惱 what de...XDXD

aiks...==
i hav no idea what i should blog jor...
sumthin like tis 1st..
mau pigi tidur liao~
nites =)

가비적일천...可悲的一天。。TT

niama.==
i catched cold since ytd ==
keep 'hachoo' 'hachoo' ==
until 2day morning...==
also the same reaction ==
my mom say horh..

mom: lu mai go skool la...
me: wae?
mom: lata euu giv the germs to euur classmates..
me: beh la ==
mom: eh..H1N1 havent say dada to us leh...
me: ....
mom: dun go skol la...take a rest...u hua hi de~~
me: suan...==
(thn mii continue pigi tidur ==)

sleep till mc²....
suddenly a sound of 'boom'...==
a guy stand infront of my window...==
HOLY MAMA!!
WAT THE HELL HE IS DOING??(i was shouting like that in my room ==)
idk wat he gonna to do...
but i sure is....he nt gonna break my window..==
i dunno wat he going doing...
suddenly go to da wall which is beside my window ==
macam...塞不懂什麽進那個縫裏面 --
lata he take out...
i saw that thing....
is........

THERMOMETER!!!(speechless --)

checking the walls??by using themometer??
wth ==

skip these stupid things away ==
while i'm going to wake up...
tiba tiba my grandma fells down..==
walao man.........
i almost heart attack die leh...
a old lady which is 70++
suddenly fall down wif a damn big 'boom' sound....
wakao...
almost die ==
she fells down...==
lucky not pengsan...
or else i will together pengsan ==
did i call ya dun stay @ the kitchen whn euu felt uncomfortable??
aiguuuuuuu~~~
tak dengar cakap ==
suan...

after school....(nt korea band..XD)
honey tell mii...
that change new timetable...==
i was like...
OMG!!!REALLY??CHANGED DORAEMON??
the answer is no...==
doraemon still with us..--（안돼요!!）
하지만....방법이 없어요!!!
안돼요!!
but changed sejarah teacher ==
이 새상에서 어땋개 잔인할까?
왜??ㅠㅠ
i wanna change my bio teacher...==
but impossible!==
TT
suan!

황진화씨!
lu mau macam mana ==
lu better mai tell others ppl my blog link...
or else...
사!!!

windows 7

hurray!!!!
i finally buy a new com~~^^
windows 7 ==
(let mii chuan xia~XD)
erm...
its too new..==
tak tau guna..XD
now i langsung tak boleh type chinese~TT
now blogging bersama my broken english XP
tak apa la....
i fell myself very....'xing fu'
i gt a lappy..which is vista..
and a pc (more 'xian jing') windows 7
omg.....
crazy jor~
msn-ing like a 'siao zha bo'
nth to say...
i juz wanna say...
im so happy!!!!

抄襲。。讓我。。

抄襲。。
抄襲，以前對我來說啊。。。
就抄襲。。XD
現在對我來說。。
刺眼。。。
經過那件事件后，我學會了。。
從今以後不碰翻譯這種東西。。
哈哈~
我知道慧慧姐相信我，謝謝你慧慧姐~BOBO你~愛你哦~
至於那些不相信我的。。
放心，我不是要殺了你。。XD
只是，要你們相信我也很難啦~~
就算和我認識的也很難相信。。
畢竟，我學韓文，有多少人知？
說真的丫。。
我不介意，也不想管了，只知道自己沒能力。。
贏不過人家。。
信我的人，謝謝你。。
不信我的，沒關係。。
我已經對這件事情麻木了。。
也不想再去理會。。
隨它去吧，我也不想管了。。

最後，我不是要大家封口，只是，希望大家以後就別舊事重提了。。
因為。。抄襲這件事。。真的讓我。。有大大的啓發啊~~
所以啊。。大家以後別再問了。。讓它去唄~~
雖然我很不服，但能怎樣？算了啦~~
讓它去。。吧。。。
忽然，咱很想哭，但莫名的，一滴眼淚也沒有。。XD
從今開始，我是BRAND NEW的傑尼斯~~
以後的事情是PAST TENSE，我以後不舊事重提了~YAY~~

我不懂要打什麽標題啊~~XD

哇哈哈！！
我MS很久沒用華語打BLOG咯~~XD
今天打一打華語~
畢竟是我的母語~木啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！
咱好久沒上來啦~~~@@
考試啊~TT
我考完后以為可以慶祝上網~
誰知來了個晴天PIK PAK的消息。。
咱弟弟考試!!TT
我考完你就考!你現在要怎樣??XD
**********************************************************************************
咱今天的重點不是在考試。。XD
是在某事件。。XD
在這。。咱要拒絕某水。。
我今年的同班同學和他很。。。熟。。
的咯。。XD
那個人是誰。。
我也不要說那麼多。。XD
自己猜那條水是咩水~~XD

某某XX天。。（咱忘了哪天。。沒興趣記起XD）
放學后。。。
那條水來跟我表白 ==
我告訴你。。
U R NT A CUP OF MY TEA。。==
我雖然喜歡看書。。不代表喜歡這種書呆子的類型咯~~
（好像講到有點絕。。BUT我忍了很多天。。給我發洩下~XD）
你你你!!!
我鄭重告訴你!
你你你!!
你這隻LOBAK!
休想出來裝搖造騙~~
咱不是乖乖女~~我是死神暴力女~XDXD
你熱火我你就給咱立刻死!
我用最真心的心。。告訴你。。
你你你!給咱離遠點!待會我火山爆發你就死!雖然不懂你會不會死。。但是至少是炸到粉身碎骨罷了~不會有太大的問題~
話說那條水的記錄啊。。
我懶得寫咯~~

其實我也很辛苦地咧~~
你不要過來搞搞震咯~
我很忙的~~
要知道，我
上有高堂，下有女兒，左有咱家5只和相公，右有HONEY和DARLING~……（一下省略N字）
所以你還是離遠點，費事我等下ANTI你!（其實N久前我就在ANTI他了~不爽他~XD）
但是也不用ANTI啦~~咱班那GANG就可以GAO DIM他了~（省事~~XD）